The mountains are calling, but the rangers are checking permits.
The mountains are calling, and if it turns out that there’s an autoroad to the top I am going to friggin’ scream.
The mountains are calling, but this is the AT, so, “mountains.”
The mountains are calling, and since this is Te Araroa, climbing them is probably really culturally insensitive.
The mountains are calling, and this is the AT so I can’t wait to get near, but not at, their summit.
The mountains are calling to tell me they are super impressed by my baseweight.
The mountains are calling, and I’m sure someone on Backpacker Radio will tell me about that.
The mountains are calling, and they’re saying “John Muir was a raaaaaacist”
The mountains are calling, and this is the Florida Trail so they’re definitely calling long distance.
The mountains are calling, but it’s the PCT so we’ll go around them
The mountains are calling, but a sobo said they were too hard and I should skip them.
The mountains are calling, but I don’t have service.
The mountains are calling, but town is also calling.
The mountains are calling, and they better be friggin’ switchbacked.
The mountains are calling, but first lemmee Gutlook.
The mountains are calling, but I can’t hear them because I am just *smashing* podcasts right now.
The mountains are calling, and I have to get over them before I can resupply.
The mountains are calling, and they’re telling you to follow @indigenouswomenhike on Instagram.
-silver
@daxelkurtz
davekov dot com
